This Nurse Needs To Come To Boston

“With viral blogs leading to
book contracts and even TV shows, who among us hasn't hoped our wacky Tumblr
would go viral? However, one children's hospital intern from China threw
decency, and her day job, out the window when she started a blog with mocking pictures
of newborns in her care, which she held at weird angles in their sleep. She
even put a paper pig snout and ears on one baby as a joke. Babies who have been
in this world just a few days and they're ALREADY being bullied online! The
blog did go viral -- in the most negative way possible, as it caused a national
uproar in China -- and the nurse has been dismissed from her internship despite
a public apology.”-(Credit: MSN
)
If you
thought that I wasn’t going to blog about this story because of some sort of
moral stand point you are far from correct. Do you know me at all? She made a website
to mock children! Hilarious! You know people have been coming in to see these
babies for weeks. “Look how cute he is!” “Oh my god he just burped” “Does
someone have a stinky diaper?” “Isn’t he just so precious?!” He’s not so
precious with his pig ears now is he? If we really stop and think about it….is
what she did really THAT bad? Think about it. Nick Swardson once said that
babies are just like little drunk people. Which is just so true that it’s not
even funny. They wobble around. They talk incoherently. They piss themselves.
They are just like drunk people. PEOPLE MESS WITH DRUNK PEOPLE ALL THE TIME!
Right? And no one says a damn thing about that. So why should this be any
different? What? Is it because they are only like a day old? PAH! I say! PAH!
Why should they get special treatment? Listen lady, I’m with you on this! The
fact that you got fired is an outrage! Only in China. What’s the deal China?
Don’t you think this is a bit extreme? You guys don’t even like babies over
there! In her defence….the babies did pass out with their shoes on….just
saying.