How To Survive The Zombie Invasion!
“Karen Hylen, the primary
therapist at Summit Malibu Treatment Center in California,
said that, while people have historically resorted to cannibalism for survival
or religious reasons, modern interpretations of cannibalism focus on questions
of addiction or mental illness.
"People who have
engaged in this act report feelings of euphoria or get a 'high' by performing
the action to completion," she told The Huffington Post. "These
individuals have psychopathic tendencies and are generally not psychotic. They
know exactly what they are doing."
Hylen said cannibalism
often begins as a fantasy, which the person plays out in his or her head. But
when that person gets a taste for real, "the pleasure center of the brain
becomes activated and large amounts of dopamine are released –- similar to what
happens when someone ingests a drug like cocaine."”-(Credit: HuffPost
)
I think you all know what my thoughts on the “impending zombie
invasion” are after
reading my blog the other day. I don’t think it’s real. I think people
are insane for believing it. And I cannot stand people who entertain the thought
of an actual zombie invasion. I can’t stand it. With that being said, I’m going
to go ahead and entertain the thought of an actual zombie invasion. Let’s for a
minute just say that people aren’t crazy. Let’s just say that zombies are
taking over the world. What this doctor is saying is that being a zombie isn’t
a disease. It isn’t a science experiment gone bad. It isn’t a plague. It’s an
addiction? We have spent so much time trying to figure out ways to overcome the
zombie invasion. We have spent so much time figuring out how to survive. We
have spent so much time trying to figure out how to KILL zombies! We’ve made
survival guides. We’ve watched movies. We’ve prepped bomb shelters for
survival. What for? We don’t them! All this time we have wasted! Turns out our
only line of defense against zombies is rehab! They just need help. We have
been going about this all wrong. It’s time to convert all the bomb shelters
into hospitals! It’s time to stage interventions! We need fleets of therapists
lining the streets! They need our help. They can’t help it. They have to do it.
Being and zombie is an addiction and we have to save them from themselves! It’s
not too late! It’s never too late! It can be cured! We can save the world! Come
on people! We still got a shot!
