Fish Sets Up Camp In The Lung Of A Boy Named Anal
“Anil Barela probably
won't be craving seafood anytime soon. That's what happens from swallowing a
live fish and getting it caught in your lung.
Barela, 12, inhaled the
fish, which the Telegraph described as
about 3.5 inches long and "scaly," as part of a
youthful prank while standing beside a river in his home state of Madya
Pradesh, India. However, instead of sailing to his stomach, the sea creature
got caught in his lung.”-(Credit: HuffPost
)
This is exactly why I
don’t eat sushi. One minute you are eating an uncooked fish. The next minute it’s
making a home in the lungs of a boy name Anal. Just crawling up in his lungs
and setting up camp. “This looks like a good spot Anal. I think I’ll stay for a
while! Thanks for the hospitality!” Fish are so inconsiderate. You want some seafood?
No fucking thanks. What’s so good about sushi anyway? How does uncooked fish
sound alluring to anyone? Where I come from, meat is cooked until it’s black!
None of this raw shit! I’m sick of people telling me to try sushi! Uncooked
fish? NEXT! (If you didn’t get my MTV NEXT bus reference I just laid out there….then
please see the door!) My point is, this is why I stay the fuck away from
seafood. You can’t trust fish. You can never tell if a fish has gone bad. It
always smells the same. You know what I mean? Seafood is just not for me. “The
kid swallowed a live fish. He didn’t eat sushi. He didn’t eat seafood. He ate a
live fish. That is why a live fish is living in him. Did you even read the
article?” I read the title and last time I checked that’s good enough. Maybe
fish aren’t all bad….underwater anyway. When it boils down to it, and I think
about how bad fish are on land, I remember what a good friend of mine once
said. “Under the water the fish don’t stink.”
