“Madonna stunned fans in Istanbul on Saturday night when she bared her right breast during her latest stop on the MDNA tour.
The pop superstar was in the middle of performing her hit "Human Nature" when she purposely flashed her nipple in what clearly wasn't a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction.”-(Credit: MSN )
Good god man. BAAH! BAAAH! BAAAAAHHHH! That is the sound of me puking all over my keyboard. I took it upon myself to not post the picture because I want you guys to be able to sleep tonight. No one is trying to see grandma titties Madonna. No one. It’s just fucking gross. You are 53 years old. 53 fucking years old. There comes a certain time when you should stop flashing people. Madonna reached that time decades ago. Keep your tits hidden. No one is trying to see that. “You guys wanna see some hot Madonna nipple?...” God no. I’d rather go blind. Wait….worse. I’d rather blind myself with bleach. Wait….worse. I’d rather cut my own eyes out! WAIT…..WORSE! I’d rather cut my own eyes out and spend the rest of my days listening to Madonna albums than to see that gross teat again. Yea, that’s how serious I am about this. I get that you are in crazy old woman shape…….but no one is trying to see your boobs. You aren’t hip. You aren’t young. You aren’t sexy. You are old. You have a field goal sized gap between your teeth. You’re washed up. It’s time to grow up a bit and get over yourself. Just fade away already Madonna. Do something else to occupy your time. Move to Florida. Do Depends commercials. Get a reality show. I don’t care what you do just keep your gross old woman titties covered up. Please. I beg of you. The world would be a better place because of it.
P.S. I hope you’re watching this Lady Gaga. It’s Christmas fucking future. Fucking attention whores.