Guy Goes Fishing, Catches An Arm, Confused On What To Do With It
“One fisherman reeled in the biggest catch of his life over the
weekend: a fellow angler’s prosthetic arm.
Jack Wiseman is an amateur fisherman who was invited
to participate along with professionals in the Tarpon Tournament Series at Boca
Raton Grande Pass, Wink
News reports. Wiseman,
a former armed services member, bears a prosthetic limb.
The pleasant fishing outing quickly turned sour when
Wiseman, attempting to reel in a big one, realized
that his metal limb was slipping away. Wiseman recounted, “And all of a
sudden the hand snapped off the prosthetic device, still hooked to the rod, and
the rod and the reel and the hand went down into the water."
Witness Rudy Salas told
CBS, "We watched it happen and we said, 'Did you see that? His
arm's gone.'"
But
all was not sunk. Later that day, a fellow fisher hooked the same fish that
Wiseman had been pursuing. Wiseman was delighted to find out that his rod – and
his prosthetic limb – were still attached.”-(Credit: HuffPost)
“That
awkward moment when you go fishing and catch an arm! I really have a HAND for
fishing! Oh my COD! I’ve HADDOCK with this whole fishing thing. Lolz to the
wall!” Oh sorry I was just preparing my Facebook status incase this happens to
me someday. It’s not every day you catch an arm. What does one do with a big
arm after they catch it? Like did he take a picture holding it? Did he have
someone stuff it and hang it on his wall? Did he give it over to science for
them to study? Did he take it home and cook it? “ He probably just gave it back
to the guy who owned it originally….” Good point…..So you think he cooked it?
How does one prepare an arm to eat? Do you fillet it? Do you cut it up into
steaks? Do you chop it up and put it into gumbo? Do you fry it and serve it
with chips? Do you make it into a sandwich? These are all stupid questions. I
mean we would really need to see how big it is. Then we would have to see how
boney it is. So all these questions are pretty stupid without that information.
“ Oh yea? That’s why these questions are stupid?” Yea why? “Never mind. I need
a new job…” Well that’s a WHALE of a tale!......fish jokes….
