“One fisherman reeled in the biggest catch of his life over the weekend: a fellow angler’s prosthetic arm.
“That awkward moment when you go fishing and catch an arm! I really have a HAND for fishing! Oh my COD! I’ve HADDOCK with this whole fishing thing. Lolz to the wall!” Oh sorry I was just preparing my Facebook status incase this happens to me someday. It’s not every day you catch an arm. What does one do with a big arm after they catch it? Like did he take a picture holding it? Did he have someone stuff it and hang it on his wall? Did he give it over to science for them to study? Did he take it home and cook it? “ He probably just gave it back to the guy who owned it originally….” Good point…..So you think he cooked it? How does one prepare an arm to eat? Do you fillet it? Do you cut it up into steaks? Do you chop it up and put it into gumbo? Do you fry it and serve it with chips? Do you make it into a sandwich? These are all stupid questions. I mean we would really need to see how big it is. Then we would have to see how boney it is. So all these questions are pretty stupid without that information. “ Oh yea? That’s why these questions are stupid?” Yea why? “Never mind. I need a new job…” Well that’s a WHALE of a tale!......fish jokes….