Sometimes a man has to ask himself some tough questions.
It’s an important moment in a young man’s life when he is presented with a
tough question that he has to seek answers to. Today I present myself with such
a question. Such a question that is so thought provoking that I don’t even know
where to begin! “What is this question The Guy? You got us on pins and
needles!” Today’s deep question is…. Is there a better frozen pizza than
Ellio's? Is there? Not likely. Listen….I’ve eaten many pizzas and a fair share
of them have in fact been frozen pizzas so I think I know a thing or two about said pizzas. With that being said, I think you
are hard pressed to find a better frozen pizza than the delicious product that
Ellio’s puts out. It just can’t be done. I might even go as far as to say that
I would take Ellio’s pizza over some pizza’s that come from actual pizza
places. Yea….I know that is a very bold statement but what are you gonna do
about it? Show me a better frozen pizza and I’ll show you the door. That’s how
strongly I feel about Ellio’s. I literally could not love a human child more
than I love Ellio’s frozen pizza. I know
what you are thinking “Wow The Guy this blog was a massive waste of my time.”
Whatever dude. You still read it. Who
are you to judge? Don’t act like you aren’t going out right now to buy some
Ellio’s. You and I both know that you are and if you say differently then you
are a liar and I don’t like liars. So at the end of the day maybe it’s just
best if we go our separate ways. What do you think about that?.......Yea I’m
the man.
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