“Hulk Hogan would like those photos from a sex tape allegedly showing him, er, body-slamming an unidentified brunette taken off the Web, please. A lawyer for the pro wrestler, whose real name is Terry Bollea, has sent a cease-and-desist letter to TheDirty.com asking the site to take down the (extremely grainy) black-and-white screen-grabs. "As you know, should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida," the lawyer wrote, according to TMZ. If that doesn't work, perhaps Hulk can try an "atomic drop" on the site's proprietors.”-(Credit: MSN )
Listen I’m not saying that I would watch a Hulk Hogan sex tape but I would totally consider it. I mean you are going to tell me that you aren’t at least a little interested at how the Hulkster gets down? Not even a little? Like is the chick sitting in the room when the lights go out and all of a sudden you hear… “When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside…..”? Hogan kicks the door in and circles around the bed a few times, flexing, and motioning for the crowd to get louder. Does he get on the bed and rip his shirt off and flex in all the classic Hogan stances? I mean he has to right? That must be the only way to get himself amped up. Classic Hogan. My only question I have left is…..if he can’t….you know….get it up per say….do you think…..he hulks himself up? You know? Like he has her hit him a bunch of times as he rallies to his feet so to speak. Oh don’t act all surprised that I would ask that. Hey! We were all wondering it. Someone had to ask it. It might as well be The Guy. That’s why I’m here. I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man!