Lady Suing McDonalds For Forcing Her To Become A Prostitute. Makes Sense.
“Shelley Lynn, a former prostitute and employee of the Las Vegas Chicken Ranch brothel, has claimed in a federal court complaint that McDonald's played a role in her becoming a sex worker, the Consumerist reports.
Lynn is suing McDonald's along with her ex-husband and his company Ivernia, which owned the local McDonald's franchise where Lynn was employed as a cashier 20 years ago, according to the complaint obtained by Courthouse News Service.
Handley "emotionally and psychologically" coerced Lynn into prostitution in part because McDonald's paid her minimum wage, offered a poor health care plans and no benefits and had no system for filing grievances against employers who abused their power, according to the complaint. All of these factors allowed Handley, her employer when the two began dating, to unjustly terminate her employment and -browbeat her into sex work, Lynn claims”-(Credit: HuffPost )
Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. This woman worked for McDonalds, got fired, and is now suing them because her getting fired forced her into becoming a prostitute? Classic prostitute move right there. Always trying to fuck someone for more money than they are worth. Really? Sorry that minimum wage job at McDonalds didn’t have the benefits package you were looking for Mrs. Prostitute. That minimum wage job as a cashier and McDonalds didn’t offer you a benefits package? Wow. I’m really surprised. I wonder why…. Why would a job as a cashier at McDonalds that pays minimum wage offer you no benefits?….Maybe because it’s a job at fucking McDonalds. Now I’m not trashing anyone who works at McDonalds but really? Why would you expect good health care plans and benefits from a cashiering job at McDonalds? Come on lady. Your lawsuit has so many flaws. For one thing you knew what you were getting when you started working there. It’s not like they were like “Okay so when you sign on for this job as cashier at McDonalds we offer a full benefits package, an amazing health care plan, and an awesome 401 K. Don’t let the term minimum wage fool you!” and then when you started working they just took it away from you. That’s not how it works. You knew there were no benefits involved. So what did you do? You started fucking your boss. That’s what everyone does to get ahead at work right? You fucked your boss to get ahead at McDonalds (that line cook job did just open up right?) Then when that went sour you got fired for being the horrible employee you are and so you turned to prostitution. Did I get that right? Assuming I did, I’m missing the part where McDonalds forced you to become a prostitute….Seems like it’s all your own fault. Classic prostitutes man. I tell ya! Though that does leave me with an amazing idea. Drive through prostitution service that serves McDonalds…. Quickly to the thinking cave!
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