“An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work.
Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.-(Credit: Reuters )
Wow. Just wow. The Guy has done some pretty extreme things to get out of work but this is just revolutionizing the game. You may recall my Guide to calling in sick I put out a few months ago but this is something else. This is really committing to the craft! Don’t want to go to work? Cut your foot off. No use pussyfooting (oops?) around it. If you’re gonna do something might as well do it right. Right? I mean sure you could call in sick but how long can a sickness last? A few days? Maybe a week tops? Once you cut off your foot, it’s gone for life. There’s no recovering from that. Genius! Bravo! Encore! Encore! This is how it’s done ladies and gentlemen! Why are you all sitting down?! Give this man a standing ovation! Get on your feet…..too soon? I’m sorry I’m just running wild right now…..oops. I bet he jumped for joy when he figured out this plan….shit. I’m really not good at this sensitivity stuff. Listen my point is this. Yea he cut his foot off. Yea he got caught doing it. But at least he’s trying. He’s out there trying to revolutionize the game. He is willing to cut off his foot just to see if it would work. He is out there doing the hard stuff so you don’t have to. How else would we know that cutting off your foot is a piss poor way of getting out of work? Common sense? PAH I say! PAH! Who needs common sense when you have unemployed Austrian men cutting off their feet just so you, THE HARDWORKING PEOPLE OF THE U.S.A, don’t have to? You can call this man dumb. You can call this man lazy. You know what I call him though? A visionary….and a Ky Guy! Thank you sir for your work in the getting out of work field. Misplaced U.S.A chant anyone? U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!