The Guy Gets Political: UFO Phil for President
“UFO Phil, a self-appointed intergalactic frontrunner for president, announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job without waiting for the November election.
"I'm going to become your new president. ... Don't worry, [Barak] Obama, Mitt Romney and whoever else can still have their little election. That's not going to affect me," said UFO Phil, whose real name is Phil Hill.
A published composer, comedy songwriter, documentary filmmaker and self-proclaimed "man of science," Hill has even appeared on the small screen alongside actor and comedian Tom Green. His single "Listening to Coast to Coast" serves as a theme song for "Coast to Coast AM" on the Premiere Radio Network.
In interviews with Peter King of CBS, The Huffington Post and other media outlets, Hill revealed he is in possession of secret scrolls that are written by beings from another planet. Those documents, Hill claims, give him the authority to assume presidential leadership without a democratic election.
Once he assumed presidency, Hill said he would establish a "Senate for Terrestrial Alien Relations," to welcome the arrival of "brothers from space." Hill also said he will decommission all military ships at sea, in favor of a new fleet of flying discs with spaceports in major cities around the globe.
In addition, Phil wants to build a giant stone pyramid behind the Hollywood sign. The pyramid would be similar to the ones he wants to build on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado and on Alcatraz Island in San Francisco Bay.
The pyramids, however, won't be the only change coming, Hill said.
"The Statue of Liberty has to come down," Hill told HuffPost. In its place, Hill said he will erect a much taller "Monument of Zaxon." Zaxon, according to Hill, is the leader of the good aliens. "He has very nice skin and will look phenomenal as a statue," Hill said.
If UFO Phil's campaign promises sound a bit over-ambitious, it's because he plans to become president of earth, not just the United States.
"When I'm president we'll finally have full disclosure," Hill promised. "I'm going to release all the top secret government UFO files to the public on DVD and Blu-ray, with special features."”-(Credit: HuffPost )
I can’t tell if this guy believes all of this or if this is just some really elaborate joke. Like the article says this guy is a comedian so I could see him saying this all as a joke. You know trying to get publicity and stuff like that. Trying to get his star to rise a bit. I don’t know though. Something about this guy makes me believe that he is the real deal. He may actually believe this stuff. Maybe it’s all true. I could see this guy running the world. I might even vote for him....not that he needs votes....he made that clear. I’d have to hear some of his other policies to see if he is really fit to be president though. Hey he can’t be any worse than the other candidates right? He has big plans. He wants to make pyramids and space craft stations. He wants to build a statue for Zaxon! Who is Zaxon you ask? Umm only the leader of the good aliens. No big deal (Seriously dude? Zaxon? You couldn’t think of a better alien leader name than Zaxon? That’s like straight from an episode of South Park....In fact I think that name was used in an episode of South Park...Just saying) Anyway, what are we going to say if this guy turns out to be right? What if they all just start taking out the non-believers? Huh? What then? We are all royally fucked! That’s what! I don’t know about you but I’m really not trying to die this year. Just wait till it all comes out when he releases all the alien documentation on DVD and Blu-ray! WITH SPECIAL FEATURES! (I’m hoping for a “making of” segment) So I guess what The Guy is saying is....I’m throwing my support behind UFO Phil for president! He has The Guys endorsement! UFO Phil ’12! You don’t even have to vote for him! Home boy has secret scrolls for days. You heard me right! He has secret documents that prove he is the rightful president of the world! All he has to do is go claim his seat!
P.S. How long does it take for this dude to be shot after he shows up at the white house with these documents and tries to take the presidency? I give it 15 minutes.
