Five W/ The Guy

The Guy just finished up fantasy draft 3 out of 5 and has been noticing a trend with some value runningback picks late in the draft. Now don't take my words out of context here these are just some guys you can late in the draft who could bring you some value i'm not saying go into the season with these guys as your starters. These guys have been available between rounds 6 and 12 and could do some good for your team.

1) Mike Tolbert- First off this guy is built like a wrecking ball and because of that will be scooping up all short yardage situations especially around the endzone. I would honestly much rather have Tolbert on my squad over Ryan Mathews because Tolbert is gonna finish with probably ten touchdowns and like 600-700 yards if he is splitting the touches between Mathews. Mathews has just not been impressive to me so i think Tolbert could be a steal.

2) Willis Mcgahee - Much like Tolbert he is going to steal valuable goal line carries away from his feature back much like he did in Baltimore. Mcgahee has been falling late and could be good as a plug in type of guy.  If Moreno gets injured Mcgahee could be huge.

3) Joseph Addai - Addai has been falling and falling deep which is a surprise to The Guy. Addai has had his share of struggles but he is still the starter in Indy and when healthy can be a beast. It was not too long ago that Addai was being picked in the first round of fantasy drafts. If he stays healthy I think he is going to have a pretty good year.

4) Shonn Greene - Greene has not been falling as far as these other guys but you can still get him in the middle of the draft. Tomlinson is not gonna have as big of a factor on the Jets as last year and that means more carries for Greene and I think he will have a coming out party this year but hopefully its not against the Pats!

5) Tim Hightower- I like this guy for a few reason. 1) He has looked good in camp and will probably be the starter for the Skins. 2) He was pretty good for the Cardinals and 3) He reminds me of my favorite TV music teacher Steve Hightower. Shut up Bullethead!
P.S. how awesome would it be to get out of music class with Mr. Hightower and then go home to hang out with Mr. Cooper?

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The Guy has a Revelation

The Guy realized something today. The Guy realized who the true bane of his existance is. No its not Mclovin.No its not Nic Cage.Its Ryan Seacrest.The guy can admit he’s wrong when he’s wrong here okay? You may have read a few of my blogs about hating the Kardashians and how they are the most useless family in America and  yadda yadda yadda. And I will stick by that statement until the day I die. But here’s the thing, they didn’t create their show. They didn’t even bring themselves into the spot light.  You know who did? Ryan Seacrest. Okay the sex tape didn’t hurt but atleast thats entertaining to watch. Ryan Seacrest is the reason that every where I turn the Kardashians are thrown in my face. Whether it be Keeping up with the Kardashians, DWTS, Kourtney & Kim take New York, or this atrocity that Kim calls a song. I’ll even go as far as saying this song is worse than anything Katie Perry has every put out and she created this pile of crap. Do you even realize what you’ve done Seacrest? Are you proud of this? Does your father still speak to you? I’m sure it’s made up butt-loads of money (see what I did there) but come on man where’s your pride? I mean he has created a lot of other really good shows to hang his hat on. Of course I’m referring to Bromance, Momma’s Boys, and the Denise Richards reality show. Oh wait those shows represent everything that’s wrong with the world. Some people call him the hardest working guy in Hollywood. It must be hard trying to create shows that have no value to society at all. I must be hard to go out and find people who are willing to let you broadcast the worst of their lives on national TV. The Guy isn’t saying Ryan Seacreast doesn’t work hard because I sure he works like a horse. A very well manicure, dressed up, well spoken horse with a crazy radio voice. Let’s recap, Seacrest goes out and creates a bunch of shit shows, turning talentless losers into multi-millionaires, and what does he get in return? Julianna Hough. Are you kidding me? I’m not even 100% convinced that Seacrest is straight. Julianna Hough ranks very high of The Guys top hottest chicks alive on the planet earth list. Bizarre name for a list I know but let’s just get past that. How the hell can Seacrest pull that and I can’t even get the kind of cute girl at Dunkins to remember my name? I’m creative I can make reality shows. How about this Gem? “Keeping up with Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World”. Boom instant hit. It’s got all the necessary things an E reality show needs those being someone who was once in something that was popular at some point in time, him coping with people calling him Mr.Turner for the rest of his life, his struggle to find work other than getting cast in various roles as teachers who befriend kids that live in trailer parks and then almost dies on the show and then is written off, assumed alcoholism, and of course the late teen early adult age range they are going for. Or how about a show where Mr.Turner actually helps kid's living in trailer parks. "Mr.Turners Trailer Park World" Okay the name can use some work but it just shows you The Guy has a million ideas.What’s E’s number? I gotta call them up. If the Kardashian’s can do it no reason Mr.Turner can’t. I mean come on he stood up to Harley Kiener!

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The Guy guesses Who The DWTS's Stars Are.

Ok so a while ago the guy wrote a blog about “Dancing with the Stars” and their rumored cast. They recently released the entire cast of the show and The Guy wanted to play a little game called who I thought they were vs who they actually are. Probably just start a list here:

Ricki Lake: Who I thought was a character on ABC’s hit show “Teen Angel” is actually a former talk show host and actress.

Chaz Bono: Who I thought of as a cross between Chaz Michael Michaels and Bono sort of looks like I may have guessed kinda right there. Chaz is actually the former daughter, current son of Cher and the late Sonny Bono.

Kristin Cavallari: Who I thought sounded sexy is actually really sexy and should call The Guy after she reads this.

Chynna Phillips: Who I thought was former WWE heavy Weight champion Chyna is actually a singer. But I think her sister could of challenged Chyna for the belt.

David Arquette: Who I thought was an Academy Award nominated actor is actually one of the worst actors in the history of actors.

Elisabetha Canalis: Who I thought sounded like an exotic plant specialist is actually only famous for banging George Clooney. Good for her.

Nancy Grace: Who I thought was an annoying super sleuth is actually an annoying host of a court TV show.

Hope Solo: Who I thought was Hans Solo’s daughter is actually a soccer player.

Ron Artest: Who I thought was Meta World Peace is actually Meta World Peace. Nailed it

J.R. Martinez: Who I thought was a minor league 3^rd base prospect is actually a Soap Opera Star. I still stick to my guns here.

Carson Kressley: Who I thought was Carson Daly’s stunt double is actually one of the Queer Eye guys.

Rob Kardashian: Who I thought was one of the most useless members of the most useless family in the world is actually THE most useless member of the most useless family in the entire world.

So there you have it. A complete list of the “Stars” who will appear in this year’s “Dancing with the Stars”. I mean I was kind of close with most of them right?

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Five W/ The Guy

The best part about football season is this little thing called fantasy football. Every year as the summer winds down and fall approaches unlike most people The Guy gets excited. Once August hits its mock drafts and fantasy scouting reports galore. Everybody has their own method to how they go about drafting their teams. Do I go runningback runningback? Quarterback runningback? Should I take a receiver in the late first round? The Guy isnt going to tell you which way is the best option because different leagues have different scoring systems. Like receivers have alot more value if it is a point per reception league while if its not you can wait a little on a receiver. I'm gonna give a breakdown on some quarterbacks that you can get some good value out of  later in the draft.

1) Matt Ryan - One of the best young quarterbacks in the league but still getting overlooked in fantasy world. Ryan plays with one of the best receivers in the league in Roddy White and the falcons added rookie Julio Jones to give Ryan another deep threat in this past draft. This is his third year in the league so he is well adjusted to life in the NFL and with the Falcons system. Put this together with a balanced offensive line and a very good quarterback and Ryan could have a breakout season fantasy wise.
2) Ben Roethlisberger - Big Ben puts up some pretty decent fantasy numbers and he has some weapons around him that help him out. Ben is a big tough quarterback who throws for a bunch of yards, decent amount of tds and doesn't throw a ton of picks. So why is he falling in drafts you ask? Well that is easy its because nobody likes a rapist.
3) Josh Freeman - A young player on a young team can sometimes spell disaster but Josh Freeman proved he can play. Freeman and receiver Mike Williams have a great chemistry together and could be a deadly combo for years to come. Freeman is a big quick mobile quarterback who can score through the air and although he didn't have any rushing touchdowns last year he can also score with his feet (he was second among qbs in rushing yards).
4) Eli Manning - If there is one person in the NFL that The Guy hates it is Eli Manning. The way he whined about not wanting to play for the chargers when he was drafted to him comparing himself to Tom Brady makes me want to punch the guy in the face. I don't think he is in the class of Brady/Rodgers/Brees/Peyton but he does put up some decent fantasy stats for a late round quarterback. Manning will throw for 4000 yards and right around thirty touchdowns but he will also have ints in the teens but as a late round pick I like him.
5) Matt Cassel - Coming off a Pro Bowl season Matty Cassel is looking good for a repeat of last year. He has one of the top runningbacks in football in Jamal Charles as well as a dangerous threat at wideout in Dwayne Bowe. The chiefs added Steve Breaston which gives Cassel another target to throw to. Cassel has been available late in drafts and could be a very good pickup if your looking to wait on a quarterback and use your high picks to nab other positions. You can expect mid twenties in touchdown and low double digits for ints.

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The Guy Has Had Enough Gaga

I honestly hate even writing about her but here it goes anyway.Can someone give Lady Gaga a hug? Seriously? She must not have been hugged as a child or something, why else would she act the way she does? In case you don’t know what The Guy is talking about, recently Lady Gaga took the stage at the VMA’s dressed like a man. Oh my god how wild! False. The Guy doesn’t really care about that. I get it you like attention, we all get it. But then she goes and does interviews but will only take questions addressed to “Calderone”, who is apparently the name of the guy who she is. She then goes on and talks as if he’s a completely different person other than Lady Gaga. She in fact refers to Lady Gaga in most of her answers as if they are not the same person, but like dating? Does anyone else find this bizarre? If a child did this they would be put in a mental institution. But since Gaga does this people go, Oh My God Gaga is such an individual, she’s so unique, blah blah blah. She’s not. She’s just an attention whore. It’s not about individualism it’s about a little girl who didn’t get enough attention as a kid and now the whole world’s admiration is not enough. She needs more. Was the meat dress not enough? What are your songs not doing as well anymore? I’m gonna go ahead and create an alter ego at my office. The Kylie Girl and I will only take questions addressed to Kylie Girl. I’ll wear a blonde wig, a nice little sun dress and I’ll just waltz into work.“Oh The Ky Guy? Yea he’s my boyfriend. He likes beer, but I hate it” You know how fast I’d be fired? Within seconds. With in hours my dad will have written me out of the will. Within days my dog wouldn’t even be able to look at me. Come on Gaga you are talented but don’t make me hate you because of your constant need for attention. If people don’t see through her after this I might have to start blogging as Kylie Girl. I can see the first blog now “ The Girl confesses her Love to “Calderone””…..Barf

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The Guy becomes Expendable

So here’s the happy hap, The Expendables 2 is in production and they keep adding people to the cast. Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Steve Austin, Randy Couture and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all suppose to return. Not to mention they have already added action legend Jean-Claude Van Damme. How could The Guy forget that John Travolta and Chuck Norris are also rumored to have roles in the movie? Are you kidding me? Add Steven Segal and sexual chocolate Mark Henry and it describes a wet dream I once had. I’m not proud of it but it happened so let’s move on,my therapist assured me it was normal. If you’ve never seen the first one you gotta because its friggin awesome. Yes I know they are all old enough to be my grandfather’s grandfather but we all know they can kick my ass as well as yours. Now I’m not saying it’s going to make movie history as the greatest movie ever made, I’m not even saying it will even be a good movie. The first one wasn’t even a good movie, but it was entertaining as hell. You just go to appreciate it for the ridiculous, over the top, out of control action that it will undoubtedly produce. The Guy is practically peeing his pants in anticipation for the next casting announcement. If Jackie Chan gets cast all bets are off, I’ll buy my ticket that second.

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The Guy's got Will Smiths Back

From what the guy hears Will Smith and his wife Jada are getting a divorce! If you know anything about The Guy you know he loves Will Smith. The man can literally do no wrong. Loved “The Fresh Prince of Bell-Air”, loved “Ali”, loved “Men in Black”, Big Willy Style was my first and only cassette tape I’ve ever owned. Are you kidding me? Hearing this news saddens The Guy because Will Smith is not only super talented but he just seems like one of the coolest guys in Hollywood. But this makes The Guy wonder. Maybe Will has a hidden side. Maybe he’s not as cool as we all think. Maybe he still wears that jacket from Bell-Air Academy. Maybe he keeps Alfonso Rivera captive and makes him do the Peacock dance for his own personal pleasure. Maybe he forces Jada to watch the dramatic episode where Wills father total ditches him. I know that episode touched The Guy in places he never knew he could be touched. Maybe elongated exposure to such drama could wreak havoc on a marriage. Maybe she finally saw the “Karate Kid” remake. Maybe she feels that there really is no need for two “Independence Day” sequels. I don’t know I’m not a marriage counselor. I mean Jada has to be totally at fault here. She has to be because Will Smith can do no wrong. These are the plain and simple facts. Have you ever seen “Pursuit of Happiness”? It’s simply amazing. All I know is this if things start trickling out, saying things about Will that I choose not to believe , and deface my boys public image then I’m going to lose faith in humanity all together. Hell I might even sit down and watch a Nic Cage movie or two. Yea it’s that serious

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The Guy Dishes Out Some Hate

Things The Guy hates: over priced beer, woman’s rights, and Nic Cage. Nic Cage is the bane of my existence. He’s everything wrong with America, no wait the world (congrats Brendan Frasier). Yet I keep seeing more and more previews for Nic Cage movies. If you go to a Nic Cage movie this is what you will experience: corny lines, screaming, horrid acting, reseating hair lines, unnecessary action, weird accents, random outbursts of anger, leather, more screaming, random explosions, Nic Cage getting with girls way too hot to look at him, crazy rigid movements, and of course more screaming. Okay “Con-Air” and “The Rock” were good but not because of Cage. I have no idea how this man won an Oscar but there should be laws against such crimes to humanity. Not to mention like none of the movies he’s involved in sound good even if someone else was in the lead. Does he accept every screenplay that’s put in front of him? Maybe he has like the world’s best agent who got someone to sign a deal years ago got saying Nic Cage must be in 120000 movies a year every year no matter what the premise is. Straight cash deal right there. Does a rejected script get thrown into the “Nic Cage bin”? “A Haha Hey guy here’s one about a man whose wife gets turn into a cat and the guy needs to kill the mayor in order for her to come back to life…eh ill just throw it in the Nic Cage bin”. I can see a meeting with a writer and a director going something like this:“You know I don’t quiet see a movie working where a guy escapes from hell and hunts down a man and kills him” “Yea but what if Nic Cage starred in it?” “I love it…we stand to make thousands of dollars with this!” Maybe I’m taking it too hard of Nic Cage but I can’t be the only one who thinks this am I? What do you think Ghost Rider? “Feels like my skulls on fire but I’m good”…just plain awful

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The Guy ponders Life,Mclovin, and Rick Moranis

What’s the deal with Mclovin? I recently saw previews for this new movie “Fright Night” (which is a remake by the way and if you read The Guys thoughts on remakes then you know how he feels). On any account it appears the Mclovin is in it. He hates to be called Mclovin though so please refer to him by his real name, Fogle. So anyway Fogle is in this movie which is supposed to be like a horror movie right? Is it like a comedy horror movie or just a horror movie? Is Fogle like a legit actor now? I’m confusing myself here. Mainly because the kid can’t act. He’s not an actor. He’s a nerdy guy that stumbled into a hit movie and everyone thought he was funny in the simple fact that he was a nerd. I get it, it’s what I refer to as “The Rick Moranis Effect” except for the fact that Rick Moranis is like a trained actor. I’m sure Rick goes home and is just like a normal guy. I feel as if Fogle goes home and he is just Fogle. That’s who he is. It’s not an act. I thought ok after “Superbad” he’ll do a few movies and then disappear once people catch on to what The Guy is thinking. Nope in 2012 he has like 5 movies coming out. Really? 5 directors think he’s that much of a talent? Do you think that’s what the Mayans predicted would happen in 2012? Mclovin, sorry I mean Fogle, would be in so many movies that the world will kill itself. Is Fogle the bane of human existence? Is The Guy taking this too far? I don’t know I’m not an scientist I’m just a man. I’ll admit that yea I love “Superbad” and “Role Models” is on my top list of movies as well but I mean if a another nerdy guy was in it instead of Fogle would the movie be any worse? Would it be any better? No it would be the same exact movie. The Guy isn’t saying don’t go see Mclovins movies because I’m sure they will be entertaining as hell, I’m just looking for reassurance that I’m not crazy. Is The Guy taking crazy pills or is Mclovin the next George Clooney?

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The Guy sees "Captain America"

So KyGuy got his geek on last night and saw “Captain America”(better late then never). Things you need to know about this flick 1.) Guy who plays Captain America is from MA, so The Guy approves 2.) The chick in the movie has massive cans, The Guy double approves. So here’s the break down, it’s got everything a superhero movie needs action, adventure, Americans killing the shit out of Nazis, Hugo Weaving with red face paint, Samuel L. Jackson, Handle bar mustaches, corny lines, Tommy Lee Jones acting like a boss, old ladies getting shot, ginger kids getting thrown into rivers, and of course some guy whose face you know but can’t quiet put a name to it but you can name at least two movies or TV shows you’ve seen him in. That there is a complete list of things a superhero movie, or any movie in general, could use at one point or another, though you could sub out handle bar mustaches for sideburn connecting to mustache combo but that just splitting hairs (see what I did there). On any account if you’re asking The Guy if he liked “Captain America” then yes he liked the shit out of it times 400.7. Yea I know pretty serious stuff but The Guy plays for keeps and always has so get used to it. I think it could of used a U.S.A. chant at one point or another but I don’t make movies (plus I silently did it in my head so it seemed like it was in the movie anyway).  Though I could have done without some of the corny lines I’d recommend “Captain America” to anyone who hasn’t seen it and wants to see it or is thinking about maybe seeing it, sorry I’ve confused myself there…Just go see it already Damn!..... U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

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The Guy addresses "Dancing with the Stars" Rumors

Let me start off by saying The Guy has never and will never watch “Dancing with the Stars”. With that being said I’m not really getting the whole obsession with the show. I don’t like to watch people dancing when the people know how to dance let alone “celebrities” more or less learn how to dance. I want to see their definition of celebrity as well. We’re talking about C to D list stars here. Like next seasons rumors are Rob Kardashian and Snooki. What’s Rob Kardashian famous for? Oh yea that’s right he’s Kim Kardashians brother. He literally does nothing. He’s just there. But I mean these are big steps up considering the people that have been on before like Jerry Springer, Joey Fatone , Aaron Carter, Kirstie Alley,  and of course the insufferable Kate Gosselin just to name a few. Do people still care about these people? Yes I know you probably watch Jerry Springer everyday for a good laugh but ,correct me if I’m wrong here, if you saw him in the grocery store you wouldn’t care in the least bit. Maybe it’s just me but it seems like their definition of star is a little loosely based here. If they had T.V.s Patrick Duffey dancing maybe I'd check it out just to see if he still had those "Step by Step" one-line zingers,but nothing more past that.Don’t get me wrong some of the people on the show are talented but are in no way stars. Maybe it’s just The Guy but maybe it’s time for a name change here. My suggestion would be “Dancing with People who you’ve probably seen on TV before but weren’t sure what their names were until they appeared on this show and even after that you had to google them to see who they actually are and what their relevance is to everyday life”. What is that too long?

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Five W/ The Guy

Dustin Pedroia is the type of player that if he is on your team you absolutely love him but you can see why other teams would hate him. You got this little guy up there swinging a bat that is twice the size of him and just killing it left and right. He is a small player with big game and a bigger mouth. Its not breaking news that this dude likes to talk and comes off as kind of a jerk which made me start to wonder if I actually like the guy or just like him because he plays for my team. I then read this article about him in the latest Sports Illustrated and once again I can say that I love this dude. The article really lets you see that while he may come off arrogant its really just him joking around and being a sarcastic bastard which I can get behind because that's exactly the type of person that The Guy is. One part of the article was talking about him from his rookie year when it didn't seem like he was cut out to play in a men's softball league let alone the big leagues and he calls his college coach up and says that he is about to put Red Sox Nation on his back and from that point on he started crushing it on his way to AL rookie of the year. His whole career from getting recruited for college to being drafted to the big leagues he was overlooked by a ton of people because he doesnt look like he could be a great player. He has had to prove that he has what it takes time and time again and I think now people have finally stopped doubting him. He is a little man with little mans syndrome playing in a big mans league and completely dominating. I'm not saying you gotta like him but you most certainly need to respect what he is doing. Long live the muddy chicken!

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The Guy reflects on Girl's Pick up lines

Ok so here’s the deal. The Guy and a few of his friends were hanging out a while back and the girls in the group were talking about lines they use to pick up guys. Stupid shit like “Hey has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like *insert celebrities name here*” Or like causally slipping “ You look athletic you must play sports” into a conversation. Really? Are these lines you guys actually use? Do you think it’s the line the helps you pick up guys? In reality the guy was probably thinking “chicks easy I got this in the bag” Girls do not need pick up lines. These are the facts. A girl could literally go up to a guy and say “nice shirt let’s get out of here” and he wouldn’t even think twice. He’d be out the door immediately texting his bro like “Grab a taxi….tappin that ass”. For real though if a girl came up to me and said some of these lines I would probably laugh in her face. Partially because I like to party but also because these lines are ridiculous. Girls if you’re really trying to pick up a guy follow these real easy steps. 1.) Walk up to guy 2.)Tap him on the shoulder 3.) Introduce yourself… That’s it. That’s all you have to do. If you walk up to me and introduce yourself then I know you attracted to me or at least want to get to know me because I rock the party that rocks the party. I will then of course start listing off all my pick up lines because guys gotta work at it. Girls can get it whenever they want it. They should know that. Listen ladies The Guy appreciates the effort but let’s make this easier on everyone. If you’re trying to pick up a guy, pick up lines are not needed, just grab a KyGuy walk up to him and say “Nice shoes …my place or yours?”

p.s. Follow The Guy on Twitter @kyguyinc

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Five W/ The Guy

When will people stop doubting Mr. Kraft and The Patriots? The only mistake they made was not resigning Asante, I mean seriously look at every other move they originally got criticized for. Didnt pay Branch and he gets a big contract from Seattle where he was brought back to reality. People said getting rid of Moss was a mistake and that the Patriots offense would suffer but the Pats went on to score the most points in the league and less than a year later NFL owners would rather go after a dumb ass that shot himself in the leg and just came out of jail than sign Moss so he promptly retired. Which brings us to the big news of the day, The Pats have inked Logan Mankins to a six year deal. Everyone was bitching about how the Patriots dont know how to keep their own players happy when in actuality they know exactly how to do that while also making the most sense for the organization. Did you really think they didn't wanna keep the best offensive guard in the league? They knew what they were doing they just had to wait till they were able to fit everything within the cap. These are the kind of things that separate teams like the Patriots from teams like the Raiders. Its funny to me to see all these teams throwing all kinds of money at players so they can have a good team for a year or two and then suck for a decade while teams like the Patriots,Steelers, and the Colts manage their finances wisely make smart deals and put out killer squads year after year after year. There is a reason players wanna come here and it isnt because Gisele gives handies in the locker room its because they know what they are doing and know how to win year in and year out.So lets recap over the last few weeks we get Albert Haynesworth, Chad Ochocinco, Shaun Ellis, and resigned Logan long term? Might as well get the fellas ring fingers measured now and throw the KyGuys on Ice.

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The Guy is confused by Tyler Perry

So I’m doing my usual surfing the net when I find an article that says Tyler Perry might get his own T.V. network. Really? This is a joke right? Tyler Perry really interests me. Not that I like anything that he does, in fact it’s the complete opposite. I don’t like anything the guy makes. I don’t think I’ve met a person who enjoys anything Tyler Perry puts out. Yet the guy is a billionaire. Seriously though who likes Tyler Perry? Not to be racist but at first I was thinking maybe it’s a black comedy thing. So I asked my black friends. None of them like him. So I asked my white friends the same thing and got the same answer. I think maybe out of everyone I asked one person said they liked “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” but they also like George Lopez so their vote is immediately null and void. The man has enough money to own an island and I have not yet met one person who enjoys his work.  Someone help me out here. Am I crazy to think that a man with no fans has so much money? Or am I the only person without friends who like Tyler Perry? Can someone help The Guy out here?

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KyGuy 6 Pack

Mass Craft Brew Unite

Child Abuse in Schools?

One Fucked Up Family

Wanna Work in Woostaah?

Jay Z pissed at Kanye?

$100 to whoever cab clearn explain the importance of this to The Guy.

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The Guy takes on Movie Remakes

So it has been announced that there is a remake of “Dirty Dancing” in the works because “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” left people begging for more. Is it just me or does Hollywood need to stop remaking movies? “What about “The Departed”? Huh? What about “Oceans Eleven”?”  Yea those movies were good but then you got movies like “Arthur” starring Russell Brand and “Psycho” starring Vince Vaughn and who could forget “ The Stepfather”, “The Shaggy Dog”, “Prom Night”, “Freaky Friday”, “Bad News Bears”, “Bedazzled, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, “House of Wax”, and of course “My Bloody Valentine 3D”. I can’t remember the last time someone was like “Hey Ky Guy wanna come over and watch “Thirteen Ghosts” tonight?” or “Hey man come over a bunch of us are going to watch “Guess Who” We just love Ashton Kutcher” Of course you also have the movies “Cape Fear”, “I am Legend”, and “Angels in the Outfield” which are all remakes and are all good in their own way but I don’t think I would be upset if they didn’t exist. Whose excited to see the remake of “Footloose”? No One. Even the stars of the movie are like “I’m waiting for it to come out on Netflix” I don’t think I’ve heard one person say “Can’t wait for the new “Conan the Barbarian” remake”. Well maybe like one person but they thought Arnold was still in it. Maybe it’s just me but I think most remakes should not be made. I mean sure sometimes they are good things but some movies should just be left alone. Same thing with old T.V. shows being made into movies with a new cast and sequels/prequels. Though if they are going to make a Boy Meets World movie then give me a call until then enough of this shit.

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KyGuy 6 Pack

Kings of Leon break up http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kings-leon-biggest-hits-video-218215

Perverts unite: Skype on iPad2 http://mashable.com/2011/08/02/skype-ipad-review/

This just in: Jared Weaver has balls http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2011/08/angels-jered-weaver-mike-sciocia-suspended-/1

ky Guy gets some help http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9OS7PAG2.htm


Talk about a flop, snooze factor http://www.telegram.com/article/20110802/NEWS/108029844

The CDC are boob fans too. Ky Guy likey http://abcnews.go.com/Health/hospitals-fail-support-breastfeeding-cdc/story?id=14216743

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The Guy gets serious about Comedians

Will Ferrell takes a turn for the serious in his upcoming dramedy “Everything Must Go”. From the previews I think the movie is about an alcoholic who relapses and his wife dumps his ass so he decides to like live on his lawn and sell all his shit so he can get his life back together. I know what you’re thinking, you’d rather see the drunk guy running around yelling obscene things and doings crazy stuff. I’d have to tend to agree on that one. On the other hand sometimes when comedians turn serious it can be a good thing. People like Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, and Bill Murray all started out as comedians and tried their hands at serious acting and achieved various degrees of success along the way. Then you got people like Robin Williams, Jaime Foxx, and Will Smith who again started off as goofball comics and won or have been nominated for Academy Awards. If I ever told you that Mo’Nique would win an Oscar you would have probably punched me across the face. I would have of course considered that a little over kill but appreciate your sentiment for it. Again I know what you thinking “Yo Deutsch you ever see “Stranger than Fiction”? Fucking sucked”. I would also have to agree on that one but who knows maybe this one can be alright. I’m not trying to go see it but for fucks sake broaden your fucking horizons people.

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The Guys Thoughts on Possible Jurassic Park Sequels

So the word on the street is that they are making a new Jurassic Park. Now don’t get me wrong I love anything that brings Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum back into my life but Jurassic Park four might just be the worst idea ever thought up. The first one was epic, the second was ok, and the third one simply sucked nuts. I can’t even imagine what the forth plot would be. “Hey wanna fuck with the dinosaurs again?” “Sounds good maybe they won’t kill a bunch of our friends this time” Next thing you know Jeff Goldblum is getting chases by a heard of T-Rex’s and uttering the classic line “Must go faster, must go faster!” , some new guy (probably played by Shia Lebouf) saying “You act like you’ve done this before” and Sam Neill finally saying “Don’t get me started!” Come on Spielberg you killed Indy just let Jurassic Park die. Maybe look into making a sequel to “Hook” or "The Goonies". Now those are some ideas I can get behind.

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