The Guys Guide To A Successful Cocktail Party
If you know one thing about The Guy you know he is a very social person. I know how to have a good time. I like to think I can connect to many different types of people in one aspect or another. I like to get my drink on and I like to go to parties. So when I saw an article on AOL about how to get people to mingle at parties I came up with a few ideas of my own. These are a few ideas to make people talk during a party you are throwing. They could be friends already or they could be meeting for the first time. It really doesn’t matter. These will help with almost any party. This first thing I’m gonna throw at you might seem a little out there but trust me it will work. If your party starts and all your guests are sitting there and not talking then you must do this move. You go “I’ll be right back. I gotta get something from my room.” You run to your room, get butt ass naked, walk out, stand on a chair and make an announcement to everyone like it’s no big deal. Just standing there completely naked and saying something like “Hey Guys if you need more cups they are in the cabinet” Then go back into your room, get changed, and come out acting like nothing had ever happened. BOOM! Everyone will feel so awkward by seeing your naked, unsightly, body that they will have no other choice but to start talking to everyone but you!
If that’s not really your speed you can try something more practical. I’m talking some insane appetizers. No I’m not talking like squid or like eel. I’m talking like house cat, gofer, or like fucking midget fingers. I don’t know what kind of shit you’re into but the weirder the better. People will be so thrown off by your complete insanity they that will have to talk to other people and insult you behind your back. “What the fuck is wrong with The Guy? Does he really expect me to eat this?” No he expects you to have a good time and let loose a bit! Talk with other people. Live it up! It’s all money baby! That’s what happens at a KyGuy party! Shit gets crazy quick! Okay I get that some of you guys don’t really feel like walking around naked or cooking gofers and cats and people. Whatever. Your lose. There is always that one fool proof method. I think we all know what The Guy is getting at. There is one fool proof method to getting strangers to talk to each other. That magical drink that makes enemies become friends. That makes friends become enemies. That even brings strangers intimately close if you know what I’m talking about. Booze, booze, and more booze. I’m talking, let’s all get sloppy drunk and say inappropriate things to each other. That’s what we all wanna do anyway. Why sugarcoat it with awkward starting conversation? Boom baby! It’s all in fun! As soon as someone walks in the door they are forced to hit a beer bong, take four shots, or chug a mixed drink. Everyone’s getting lubed up. Your cousins passed out on the couch. Your boss is singing “Only The Good Die Young” at the top of his lunges. Your neighbor is peeing in your cabinets! What better time to start a conversation with a stranger by walking up to them completely wasted and saying “Hey your hot…my names The Guy…I like your style” Boom everyone’s drunk! Everyone’s having fun! No awkwardness at all! There you have it. Now go throw a cocktail party KyGuy style!
